I have Seven Kids!

For those of you who are awe-struck at the very thought of a normal woman delivering seven kids, I would ask you to hold your horses. About seven months back I initiated a programme for kids between the ages of 3 to 7 called Crayons Kids Club.
The Club aims at making a child's journey of growing up more adventurous, enriching and a lot of fun. Run solely by yours truly, I've had little success explaining parents the importance of 'fun' in a child's life - but have received satisfaction in numerous giggles, uncontrollable fits of laughter and knowing that a few hours at The Club is what they really look forward to.
Only recently did I graduate the seven little angels from the Summer Programme - it was a month full of fun and frolic.

On one of these days little Aseem (4) and Ishika (6) started to argue:

A: I am taller than you are.
I: That is such a lie. I am so much taller than you are!
A: I have stronger arms than yours!
I: Do you see my muscles? They are so much stronger than yours!
A: Wanna fight and see?
I: Yea, sure!

I hate to cut the fun - but I seriously don't want any kids going home with nosebleeds!
Ah, the innocence of childhood...