Loving Conversations

Me: Hello?
+: Hey, I'll have to call you tomorrow. Won't be talking tonight.
Me: Err... why?
+: Well, I'm sleeping over at my friend's place tonight.
Me: Err... why?
+: What do you mean why? I feel like it, thats why.
Me: Uhh, still. You don't do this, you know. Really, why?
+: Well, he's gonna be home alone tonight and I offered to sleep over for company.
Me: Hmm, so why don't you call him over to your place. Why do you have to go?
+: Because he can't leave his place alone.
(Me snickers at the thought.. then the home would be alone. Thats a problem too, eh!)
Me: Okay.. but what about your other friends? Why don't they sleep over too?
+: (thinking) Err.. yea, they're sleeping over too.
Me:Well, then I guess he won't be home alone anymore. So why do you have to go again?
+: (confused) Look, I just feel like it okay. We have to watch this movie.
Me: What movie?
+: Fahrenheit 9/11
Me: I thought I told you I wanted to see it with you.
+: Err.. okay, we'll see something else.
Me: But really, what are you going to do?
+: What do you mean, we'll just have fun.
Me: Hmm, alright. But you have to talk to me for fifteen minutes before you leave for his place.
+: I'll talk to you on the way, it'll take me ten minutes anyway.
Me: No, you have to talk to me for fifteen minutes before you leave.
(+ leaves anyway)
(+ reaches destination)
+: Okay, I have to go.
Me: Hey, you have to give me fifteen minutes. Else you can forget about talking with me for a week.
(+ gulps nervously)
+: Look, this is embarassing. I'm over at his place, I need to talk to him - not you.
Me: Look, I asked for fifteen minutes. Its your problem you reached his place before the time ends.
(some argument about how much time has it been)
(some more threatening about not talking for a week)
+: Are you like a little baby? I'm talking to you nicely and -
Me: You can not talk to me nicely. But you have to give me fifteen minutes. Or no talking for a week.

He settled for not talking for a week...
Men!