Brew Masters

This morning, I caught Zee News' 'Kuch Kar Dikhana Hai' - a career and job-oriented show. It was then that I realized the power of words.
What do you need to be a good 'brewmaster'? Ordinarily, I would be in awe of the word. Not only brew, but also a master? Yay!
But the graphic kind of spoilt the fun when I found out the unsmiling dorks behind the Barista counter can claim of being just that. Brewblasters. The only mastry they have is to oversize your order every time an item escapes your mouth. You cannot have Cafe Mocha alone, they'd insist you add a scoop of ice-cream or whipped cream with it. And if you insist you don't want it, somehow it adds up in your billing anyway.
And the masters have it right when a Brrrista has more ice than coffee itself. These Brewmasters get paid 5,000 - 6,000 per month, no wonder they're getting back at the customers for that.
I wonder what those McD people are called? DonaldWizards?