What A Story

This random story generator did do a good job with mine. Award winning, isn't it?

One day there was a smelly dog. The smelly dog was quite content to live in a Sandhya and eat pigs.
Suddenly, there was a lovely knocking sound coming from the India. The dog jumped in fright. It decided to run to the Denmark, and got there just in time to see a cool Kanu standing there! The Kanu waved a sweet fish and the dog turned into a rusty bottle. One quite unable to smile!
The Kanu shimmered and disappeared, leaving a few babies in its place. The bottle picked up the babies and popped one into her hand. The gift of speech befell the bottle, who exclaimed,
"What a gross day! I think I shall pick seahorses!"
Off went the rusty bottle, slyly running and skipping, finally tripping on a weird walkman and toppling headlong into a smelly radio. Needless to say, it succumbed to a melony death.
The moral of this story?
If you are thinking of becoming a dog, never open a Denmark until you are sure there is no cool Kanu lying in wait.
Above all, live mentally. The seahorses you eat may be your last!

The italics words being the ones I entered, and Kanu being my nickname ;)