The Sour Five Bollywood Busters

Siddharth posted this yesterday. He calls it the Ministry of Maha Movies and lists down few points in its Constitution. I've been dying to make my own additions -

1) Producers are debarred from introducing double roles in the movie unless the Kumbh Mela Association confirms its existence.
2) No actress is allowed to take more than two circles of any tree during any song sequence unless she's following her own shadow.
3) No leading lady is allowed to wear skirts shorter than three inches above knee or necks deeper than four inches. If she is a beauty contest winner, the permissible limit can be stretched to another two inches.
4) Geometry is not allowed to be related with Bollywood. Hence banning any love triangles, rectangles or even polygons in any movie.
5) If any star-child will be casted in a movie, the producers would have to send DNA reports confirming their connections with their star-parents. The parent would also need to sign a paper of consent for their child to enter Bollywood. They must also be present at the mahurat of the debut movie.

Long live the Ministry - elections begin shortly.
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