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The Sour Five for Novice Drivers




[1] Keep a copy of Yellow Pages in the car - you never know when you'd need a doctor.
[2] Keep a copy of your will in the car - incase of last minute alterations while your car is wobbling on the precipice of a tall mountain.
[3] Keep a smile plastered on your face - the police might excuse you when you messup - unless you're real ugly.
[4] Sing to yourself - "C for Clutch, really no fun, B for Brake to stop after damage done, A for accelator, other drivers deserve to die hon'!"
[5] Just pray - 'Oh holy Lord - make this END!'





Comments


abhi:

4th is good. lol


kash:

Nice blog and excellant template you have here. Its damn good. And about driving, since u r learning, just hang on there and u will learn to love it. I just got my license a couple of weeks ago and before that for a month, i chanted clutch, break and accelerator


Cool one gugu, So when r u getting ur driving licence?


Lime:

Abhi: Yea, my favorite one too!
Kash: Thanks for the sweet talk ;) I am hanging in here man - realized to appreciate those who drive the huge trucks and buses - I can't manage a friggin car! Congratulations with your licence - and good luck with its conswquences! :)
Sarthak: As soon as I turn 18!


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